The Wizard Delivers (and Pinky Stays the Course)

Behind Crusty Rusty’s strip mall pizza parlor, under the glow of a flickering streetlight, you'll find an unlikely sage: the Wizard. With a wit as unpredictable as her wisdom, the Wizard has a reputation as a college application guru, a life coach for the lost, and a dealer of hard truths. From high school seniors fretting over Harvard to dropouts just trying to stay afloat, the alley behind Crusty Rusty’s becomes a place where futures are shaped—sometimes with a pep talk, sometimes with a well-timed reality check.

But as the months pass and the Wizard’s control over her domain begins to fray, so does the weight of her own mysterious past. What happens when the guru gets lost? And what about Pinky—the ever-skeptical, ever-grounded night manager—who just might be the only one who sees the cracks forming in the Wizard’s carefully crafted façade?

A sharp, funny, and deeply human play about mentorship, reinvention, and the search for direction, The Wizard Delivers is perfect for high school students navigating their own crossroads.

How We Price

Our pricing is simple and transparent. Each play includes two parts: a one-time script fee of $150, which grants you immediate access to the play and permission to copy and share it within your program; and a performance license of $65 per performance, which covers your live productions for the selected license duration.

How You License

At checkout, select your license duration (for example, the current or next school year) and the number of performances you plan to give. Each license covers live, in-person performances.

What You Get

You’ll receive an instant PDF download of the full script. During your license period, you’re free to copy, print, and share the script within your school or theatre program for rehearsal and performance use—no per-script fees or copy limits.